Membership FAQ
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There have been many, many, many questions in regards to RWC membership.  Such as,  ”How do I become a member?”, “What are the requirements?”, “Can I start a satellite chapter?”.  I hope to answer some of these questions here.

So just what are the membership requirements?  Membership requirements are loosely based, but here are some general guidelines.

  1. Swag – You have to have suitable swag, gifts, donations and etc…  The swag must be of a certain worth and provided to every member.  Examples of swag may include limited edition gear of some sort like shirts, watches, or other accessories.
  2. Cash – We always accept cash.  The amount however is determined by the candidate’s background.  A formal application is required along with an application fee.  In simple terms the amount is determined by how much we like or dislike someone.
  3. Services – If you can provide some sort of service such as medical, food, entertainment or something along those lines you will be considered.
  4. Satellite Chapters – If we like you we may allow you to start a satellite chapter however there is a  satellite chapter fee requirement along with a background screening.

In order for a candidate to be considered for pledge status (pledge term is a minimum  three year term) you must submit a formal application.  Once the application is reviewed by the RWC membership, a vote is taken.  a 100% approval rate is required by the membership.

After attaining pledge status the pledge will be required to attend all RWC events and work those events.  Duties include, but are not limited to, cooking, setting up tailgate events, attending to the concession stand needs of RWC members, and driving members to events.

If you have more questions… if no one else can help… and if you can find them… maybe you can ask an actual member of the Rabid Wolf Club… or use our contact form.

RWC Manhood Requirements
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Due to recent circumstances I am starting to question the manhood of Numz & plebe Jonas.  Jonas skipped watching the NFC Championship game to take in the blockbuster Paul Blart Mall Cop & in my book that’s just downright un-manley.  If it had been the Lions & Browns in week seven I could understand, but it was the freakin’ NFC Championship.  Also Jonas has a pair of women’s sunglasses he wears that would make a Victoria’s Secret model jealous.

Numz has recently came on the wus-dar after it was discovered that he texted Jonas to find out what he was wearing to work because they both have the same shirts, however Jonas referred to the shirt as an “outfit”????  Secondly, Numz has never seen nor heard of the movies Mad Max or True Grit.

It’s my opinion that instead attending the RWC luncheons that these two are more suited to be guest co-hosts on The View where they can discuss their feminine qualities with Rosie O’Donnell.