Meeting Attendance
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Something must be done about the abysmal attendence record of a number of members, including senior, executive committee members.  As far as I know, Brother Wyoming is the only excused member, as he is out of the country on sensitive official RWC business.  As we all know, Thursday is to be considered sacred.  (I think that it is mentioned in Genesis somewhere, but I digress.)  The last meeting was attended by a paltry 5 persons.  Flanders was even early.  It would have been six, but as usual, Carlos brought guests, and was shunned.

Important business needed to take place, people.  With the website getting more attention all of the time, we are getting numerous requests for membership.  And I, for one, am afraid that certain non-executive committee, non-upper echelon members, (not mentioning any names, McLovin) are feeling a bit uppity, and getting drunk on the power that comes with having a vote that counts 20%.  And at least those of us that ventured to Troy, know what happens when he gets drunk.  He has unilaterally named the last Athlete of the Month with no executive Committee input. 

There was actually talk of granting membership to some of these clearly unqualified applicants.  As far as your humble correspondent is concerned, we have quite enough unqualified members as it is.  Plus the football season is literally right around the corner.   Come on, people!  (Yes, that is an exclamation point.  I NEVER use exclamation points, but felt it necessary in this case.  I used it, and I am not ashamed.  I am not a girl either, since I used only one.)  Show up so that I am not the only mature, voice of reason at the meeting.  As we all know, with no season tickets to his name, and none on the horizon, Flanders, though quite mature, doesn’t count.  Someone told him there was a banana at his office and he left early anyway.

2011 RWC Member Prediction Poll
Categories: ASU Athletics, Football, Rabid Wolf Club2 Comments »

It’s that time of year again!  The time when we gather around the lunch table and give our predictions for the upcoming football year.  A time where dreams and reality collide, pride and pocketbooks are on the line, and Carlos funds the club activities for the rest of the year.

Here are the official results of the 2011 RWC Prediction Poll.  These results are only visible to logged in RWC members.  For non-members, we have provided a summary of the results below.














Record
captain
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possum
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pimp daddy
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the judge
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otis
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wyoming
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colonel
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big nasty
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mclovin’
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jonas
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mighty mouth
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dwight
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flanders
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token
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carlos
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milky
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uncle fester
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So far, with 16 predictions submitted, the predictions have ranged from 6-6 to 12-0. However, the person that submitted the 12-0 prediction could have had the ASU football schedule confused with the Gonzaga women’s soccer schedule. We are unanimously predicting that ASU beats Memphis, UCA, ULL, and North Texas. The only game that at everyone (who was looking at the ASU schedule) doesn’t think ASU can win is Virginia Tech.  That could be because Carlos has yet to submit his predictions.

Predictions by Number: 7-5 – 8 members, 6-6 – 3 members, 8-4 – 4 members, 12-0 – 1 member

RWC Trivia Time: Rabid Carlos
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