RANT #36 Kansas
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The state of Kansas.  There is absolutely nothing in Kansas, nothing.  Its a flat wasteland of emptiness that’s only suitable for the filming of another Mad Max movie.  I’m pretty sure that Kansas was used as the location for for the hoax of the Apollo 11 landing.

I think the U.S. Government should turn Kansas into a federal penitentiary.  There was a movie is 1981 called Escape from New York.  The movie plot was that crime had reached an increase of 400% so they turned Manhattan into a federal prison.  What a great idea!!!  Turn Kansas into a federal prison and let all of the murderers, drug addicts, rapists, and other degenerates run amok.  They’ll eventually kill each other and if not you just send some F-16′s over ever once in a while to cull the herd.

A close second to Kansas in the wasteland category is Oklahoma.  For fun you could make the south wall of the Kansas Federal Prison less stable so they could escape from Kansas only to find the dirt ridden Oklahoma.  The only thing good about Oklahoma is that it would be a suitable location for for the UofA to relocate.

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RANT #35 Black and Red and Angry All Over
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I have slacked considerably on my rants in the past few months.  I’m sorry and will try to do better.

I understand the school on the other side of the Natural State has announced a new alternate jersey for the upcoming football season.  The third jersey uniform will be black, or charcoal as I think it’s officially referred (so as to not completely rip off ASU).  Hmmmm, isn’t the Arkansas State University Red Wolves official colors scarlet (red) and black?  I believe that has been the official color of ASU since 1909. 

Now if the University of Head Cheese had wished to use black in their color scheme then the school should have done so when they established themselves in the late 1800′s before ASU.  I don’t get it, the U of HC hates ASU, so why would they want to use our colors?  The answer is simple and right in front of us.  Since ASU has become a Coca Cola campus the U of HC has dropped Coke and signed with Pepsi.  In a defiant act the U of HC basically said if ASU is going be a Coca Cola campus we can’t we will steal one their base colors in protest.

I personally think the U of HC looks good in prison orange.

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