RANT #32 – The Southeast Snakenut Oil Paradigm
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There are a group of grifters working the southeast part of the United States who can also be referred to as television evangelists, snake oil salesmen, con men or in one of their latest moves a flim-flammer.  I’m going to rant on how this group has tormented not only me but many others for the past 20 plus years.

This group is involved with college sports, specifically football and basketball.  There are four varieties of of the Snakenut, Dease and Hazeltoun are the primary Snakenuts supported by Dingle and Dummy.

Dease has worked in college basketball for years where he helped to orchestrate a coup that resulted in a trip to the big dance some six years later.  While at the prom Dease worked his magic and spread tall tales that resulted in him being rewarded with a monumental raise based upon fear that a rival had offered him a job.  Years later after recruiting teams filled with guards, losing to divsion two schools, proclaiming we haven’t worked on a zone defense and the classic “We dug ourselves a mountain” Dease’s teams never made it back to the dance.  Instead of saying goodbye at the end of his contract he was rewarded with a new three year deal and a REDUCED salary.  To anyone else that would have been a slap in the face but from his reaction one would’ve have thought he had just won the national championship.  After much deliberation he finally moved on to another school where he watches Oprah reruns for inspiration instead of working on the zone defense. 

Hazeltoun has worked his way through college football programs like Exlax in a retirement home.  Assisted by his lesser brother Dummy, Hazeltoun has robbed two major programs of around NINE (in my Dr. Evil voice) MILLION dollars is the past five years.  The most amazing thing about him is that he can get a school to hire him even after they know what he did or didn’t do at the previous program.  He has an uncanny way of taking another coaches recruits and literally motivating them to win for a couple of years until the fans realize he can’t coach or recruit and they are forced to pay his contract off.  His latest screw job could result in my team losing it’s leader to the school Hazeltoun was fired from while running out of Oxford with a bag of cash.

Bottom line is that this group of gypsies have in one way or another tormented me for years.  I wish someone of authority would exile them to Bolivia.

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RANT #31 Get to the Game on 11-12-11
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This RANT will go on the front page because I want all visitors, from the United States to Russia, to read this and wise up.

Saturday November 12, 2011 is a historical day for the Red Wolves Football Program.  All coaches, players, fans, supporters, alumni, and even haters will remember this date as the day ASU moved its football program to the next level. OR, it’ll be remembered as a game of coulda, woulda, and shoulda’s. 

The coaches and players will be ready and it’s time that the alumni, students, fans, and supporters do our part to help the program move forward.  We can do this simply by going to the game and supporting the Red Wolves by cheering, screaming, yelling and etc.. so as to make ASU Stadium a hostile environment for the University of Southwest Louisiana at Lafayette or whatever they’re called this decade. 

Although people will make excuses there is no excuse to not go out and support the team.   Deer hunters.  Get up early, kill something, grab a buddy a get your arse to the game.  The weather can’t be used as an excuse.  The forecast is for sunny and 65 degrees.  That’s great weather anytime of the year but especially mid-November.  The team is winning with a record of 7-2 and 5-0 in the conference so the excuse of the team is bad is not the case

Imagine what Jonesboro would be like if there were no ASU.  Take a look at Blytheville after they lost the Air Force base and then passed on FedEx moving into said Air Force Base.  Game-day brings visitors into the city who spend money on merchandise, hotels, gas, restaurants and shopping.

It’s time for everyone to wake their arses up and realize that something special is happening this year with ASU Football.  Get RABID and get to the stadium to support these players and coaches.

RANT #30 – Tailgate of the Game Snub
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It’s been a while since I’ve ranted, and though I ‘ve had plenty to rant about my doctor instructed me to take a break because of droppy face.  I have been under doctor’s orders to not get too wound up for the past three weeks but I just can’t take it any longer.

The Rabid Wolf Club has violently engaged tailgating for sometime now and yet year after year and game after game we get snubbed from being the tailgate of the game.  WHY, you may ask?  Because we don’t cow down to corporate extortionist.  I’m pretty sure that as a collective group we give more to the university than a bunch of one-time tailgaters who have someone bring in their food and give away general admission tickets in their candy stripped tents. 

The RWC respectively asks that the dirty dog who is responsible for choosing the winners take a close look at our group because we represent the true embodiment of tailgating.

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